Book by: Cory McDaniel Music by:  Horus Tolson and Larry Baumiller Lyrics by: Larry Baumiller Costumes and Set Design by: Cassandra Auker

Synopsis:

Act I

Bobby Sue Sawyer is a 17 year-old high school sophomore who loves America and dreams of becoming Miss Trailerparkville Princess in tomorrow night's beauty pageant. Her only competition is a vicious pack of cheerleaders. She writes to confrontational talk show host, Gary Splinter, and prays to President George Dubya−her idols−making three wishes: to win the pageant; to gain a true friend; and to give the cheerleaders scurvy (Dear Gary Splinter,). A passing fairy grants her wishes!

Next day, a ceramic lawn gnome (CG) comes to life (Who's Yer Goddess?) and helps Bobby Sue prepare for the pageant, starting with the walk and wave. (Elbow Elbow, Wrist Wrist Wrist). It is clear that only she can see him−when she is interrupted by the pack of now scurvy-ridden cheerleaders for a quick insult-athon.

Meanwhile, the trailer park manager, Double-Wide Betty, serial killer and cannibal, prepares to go hunting for cheerleaders (A Size Four). Her mail-order groom, evil genius Dr, Konichiwa, and his talking teddy bear, Huggles, put the final touches on the invisible robot army with which they plan to conquer America (March of the Invisible Robots).

However, Bobby Sue becomes a Superheroine by drinking one beer−thanks to Gary Splinter−and takes out Konichiwa's evil army−with enough time to prepare for the pageant. Unbeknownst, Betty has already seduced and captured the scurvy cheerleaders, tempting them with citrus fruit and song (Eat My Cit'rus). They are bound and fattened by Betty and the bad Doctor. Not only will they miss the pageant−they will be made in to pâté! (Suspense! Suspense!)

Act II

After Betty and Konichiwa explain their strange S&M relationship (Chinese Take-Out), they leave the cheerleaders alone, tied in shopping carts to read magazines (Spelling Cheer). A sober Bobby Sue Bursts onto the scene to rescue the cheerleaders so she can have some competition in the beauty pageant (I See America), but Huggles sounds the alarm. The evil pair return and attempt to turn Bobby Sue to their cannibalistic ways (Eat My Cheerleaders), but luckily, they offer her a beer first. With one sip, her Superheroine Boobs return and she thwarts the kidnapping and entrée.

Dr. Konichiwa fires up his Tornado-O'-Death machine, but it's no match for Super-Bobby Sue. Although her hair gets mussed−and much closer-to-God−she still wins the pageant! (Trailerpark Princess) (The Big Time Happy Number One Good American Show Song)